This web page
features the THX sound.
This is a
Klingon-free web
page.
A very long time ago, I spent
3 hours
downloading
Microsoft
FrontPage Express
, only to discover that I have the same problem that most web page
designers have:
nothing worth saying
. Since then, much has happened. I got rid of
FrontPage Express
, replacing it with
Netscape Composer
, which I found to be a little better (and it came with a spell-checker).
Then I tired of that, and decided to get rid of the entire NT
machine
.
I've installed
Debian GNU/Linux
, and there's no looking back (at least, not
much looking back).
I experimented with a few Linux-hosted HTML editors, and eventually chose
VIM
.
I am a Light Cycle.I drive fast, I turn fast, I do everything fast. I even breakfast. I tend to confuse people with my sudden changes of heart. Sometimes I even confuse myself, which tends to cause problems. What Video Game Character Are You? |
The reason for this page
I don't have anything interesting to publish here. However,
since I received a new
digital camera
for my
birthday, I am delighted
to be able to provide everyone with a photograph of my
coffee
cup.
From this image, you will learn the name of a company that I once worked for (but no longer do), and the brand of camera that produced the image. You may also learn other things about me and my home. For example, I dribble when I drink coffee, I am a bit of a neatness freak (coaster), and the rest of my home is somewhat untidy. The barely-visible Valentine's day card in the background may lead you to suspect that I am involved in a long-term romantic relationship. I am, but my wife wisely won't let me put any pictures of her here. She has, however, consented to let me put a picture of her coffee cup here.
The above photo does not, however, give you any hints about my pets and/or children. This is mostly because it's a small image that simply doesn't show much, but it's also partly because I don't have any. We do, however, have some nice plants. I should warn you however, that none of our plants are Christmas trees. If you are interested in Christmas trees, you should look at the pictures from my Christmas vacation.
If you find the Christmas vacation pages interesting, you
might also be interested in my New
Orleans vacation.
| Vancouver Blizzard '98 |
This page was last edited on
Tue Mar 9 22:29:23 PST 1999
.
HTML features used in this page:
| Feature | Used | Gratuitous |
| inline image | yes | no |
| table | yes | yes |
| marquee | yes | yes |
| centering | yes | yes |
| Funky Fonts | yes | Yes |
| background image | yes (but it's small) | yes |
| links | yes (http and mailto) | mostly |
| background MIDI | yes | yes |
| animated GIF | yes | yes |
| copyright infringements | yes (the THX sound) | yes |
| Java | not yet | n/a |
| Active-X | not yet (never, I hope) | n/a |
| HTML redirection | no | n/a |
| https pages | no | n/a |
| forms | not yet | n/a |
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